Petition for membership

[Walker]

Having met Arythas and chatted with Aydin and having perused the CQ Web site, I'd like to petition to join Cadre Quietus.

L21 Hunter named Farallon on WoW's Arthas server (PvP). With a L20 cat named Colburn.

I'll seek some of you out in the coming days and weeks.

Cheers for now.

[Bulwyf]

howdy ::

[Tenebrion]

Hound them to sponsor you until they can't take it any more, break down, and post on this thread.

[Aenon]

Hello!

[Bulwyf]

...Texas Ranger?

[Madhatir]

...Texas Ranger?

Bulwyf Post Count Padder

[Bulwyf]

Madhatir: secretly jealous of Bulwyf Poster.

[Aenon]

jeez you guys are shameless, you'll post anywere!!!















secretly pads his post count....

[Walker]

...Texas Ranger?
Nope. Night Elf Hunter.

[Tenebrion]

Texas Ranger it is!

[Valsyn]

Hey there Walker, it's Arynthas' evil...er twin. Welcome to the boards.

-Thalassinus/Arynthas

[Walker]

Hey there Walker, it's Arynthas' evil...er twin. Welcome to the boards.

Just call me Texas.

See you on Arthas.

--Walker / Farallon / Texas

[cervantesdragon]

more lowbies who will pass me on the way to 60. alright!

[Titus]

Texas Ranger Post Padder then?

[Walker]

I have to start somewhere. Now that I am a Guest CQ, I figure my best strategy now is to take my cues from the higher ranks.

[frozenglamour]

Okay, here's a couple of hints.

Make fun of Swift for dying so much (even if he doesn't).
Make fun of Bul for having green hair and a unibrow.
Remember to remind Duljan that he likes jumping off bridges.
Remind Hammerli of his insatiable need to break sheep/other forms of CC.
Tell Snoozer to cut down on his crack/Discombobulator Ray addiction.
Talk about what Real Men (tm) do and don't do.
Try to make sure that most of your sentences start and/or end in "imo".

[Aenon]

and whatever you do, don't end your sentences with 'LOL'

[Madhatir]

and whatever you do, don't end your sentences with 'LOL'

and cheating by adding 'imo' after 'lol' doesn't make it right

[Bulwyf]

Make fun of Bul for having green hair and a unibrow.


Anyone who does this has just proven to the world that they are jealous. How sad, Kyle.

[Walker]

Make fun of Bul for having green hair and a unibrow.

I already have a better reason to make fun of Bul. But you'll have to group with me to find out what it is.

[Bulwyf]

::

[Tenebrion]

Don't listen to him, Bul. It's one of those, like, Chuck Norris mind tricks. He's trying to lure you into a trap, so he can go all "Middleaged-Texan-cowboy-kungfu-mean-furry-son-of-a-bitch" on your ass.

All I can say is you better start packing heat, Bul. And when you see Chuck coming, in his dusty blue jeans, with his smug bearded smile, don't hesitate to shoot his friggin' head off from across the room. He can't pull any of that Texas-Ninja shit on you when you're all the way across the room.

Oh! And if he happens to get the jump on you and gets you in melee range ('cause texan-ninjas in cowboy boots can be real sneaky), just throw some dirt in his eyes and give him a quick kick in the fruit basket. When he reaches down to cradle his man berries, rip his freakin' trechea out and feed it to him.

[Bulwyf]

Don't listen to him, Bul. It's one of those, like, Chuck Norris mind tricks. He's trying to lure you into a trap, so he can go all "Middleaged-Texan-cowboy-kungfu-mean-furry-son-of-a-bitch" on your ass.

All I can say is you better start packing heat, Bul. And when you see Chuck coming, in his dusty blue jeans, with his smug bearded smile, don't hesitate to shoot his friggin' head off from across the room. He can't pull any of that Texas-Ninja shit on you when you're all the way across the room.

Oh! And if he happens to get the jump on you and gets you in melee range ('cause texan-ninjas in cowboy boots can be real sneaky), just throw some dirt in his eyes and give him a quick kick in the fruit basket. When he reaches down to cradle his man berries, rip his freakin' trechea out and feed it to him.

or I could frost nova, blink, and then poly!

[Madhatir]

Don't listen to him, Bul. It's one of those, like, Chuck Norris mind tricks. He's trying to lure you into a trap, so he can go all "Middleaged-Texan-cowboy-kungfu-mean-furry-son-of-a-bitch" on your ass.

All I can say is you better start packing heat, Bul. And when you see Chuck coming, in his dusty blue jeans, with his smug bearded smile, don't hesitate to shoot his friggin' head off from across the room. He can't pull any of that Texas-Ninja shit on you when you're all the way across the room.

Oh! And if he happens to get the jump on you and gets you in melee range ('cause texan-ninjas in cowboy boots can be real sneaky), just throw some dirt in his eyes and give him a quick kick in the fruit basket. When he reaches down to cradle his man berries, rip his freakin' trechea out and feed it to him.

or I could frost nova, blink, and then poly!

Nerf!!!!

[Aenon]

Don't listen to him, Bul. It's one of those, like, Chuck Norris mind tricks. He's trying to lure you into a trap, so he can go all "Middleaged-Texan-cowboy-kungfu-mean-furry-son-of-a-bitch" on your ass.

All I can say is you better start packing heat, Bul. And when you see Chuck coming, in his dusty blue jeans, with his smug bearded smile, don't hesitate to shoot his friggin' head off from across the room. He can't pull any of that Texas-Ninja shit on you when you're all the way across the room.

Oh! And if he happens to get the jump on you and gets you in melee range ('cause texan-ninjas in cowboy boots can be real sneaky), just throw some dirt in his eyes and give him a quick kick in the fruit basket. When he reaches down to cradle his man berries, rip his freakin' trechea out and feed it to him.

or I could frost nova, blink, and then poly!

Nerf!!!!

Agree 2x imo!!!



























'LOLZ'

[Walker]

when you see Chuck coming, in his dusty blue jeans, with his smug bearded smile, don't hesitate to shoot his friggin' head off from across the room. He can't pull any of that Texas-Ninja shit on you when you're all the way across the room.

hmm, I can't find the emoticon for the smug bearded smile

[cervantesdragon]

did stockades tonight with the texas ranger. he stuck out the group while steelblade and i ran around and did the 100 bullshit quests after completing it the first time before we ran it again for him. hope for gnomeregon sunday night?

[Walker]

hope for gnomeregon sunday night?

I will bring my smug beard. I won't make you run around on the 100 pointless quests, though. I can't, since I didn't get launched on that, for some reason. Maybe I missed an exclamation point.

And many thanks again.

[Tantelus]

Oh yeah one last thing the correct way to write QQ is of course lowercase: qq.

[Bulwyf]

QQ !!

[Walker]

what you need around here is some cc

[Tantelus]

Or for bul to actually do the work he's getting paid for :P

[Walker]

Or for bul to actually do the work he's getting paid for :P

Waitaminnit, when I gave you guys my credit card number I thought it was just for age verification. I didn't realize you were actually going to charge my guild dues on it.

[Tantelus]

Cmon where do you think my booze budget comes from?

[Tenebrion]

I could answer that, but in doing so, I think I would simply cheapen us all.

[Madhatir]

I could answer that, but in doing so, I think I would simply cheapen us all.

Translation: I had no witty come back.

[Titus]

Heh.

[Tenebrion]

I could answer that, but in doing so, I think I would simply cheapen us all.

Translation: I had no witty come back.

Once again, Mad, you've forced me to cheapen us all.


Where did we think Tant got his booze money? The corner of 3rd and vines.

[Tantelus]

I got it from Walker's credit card info, duh. Its good to be IC imo.

[Tenebrion]

It's alright Tant, you don't have to lie to me. I can accept your... erm... "alternative work choices"

[Madhatir]

I could answer that, but in doing so, I think I would simply cheapen us all.

Translation: I had no witty come back.

Once again, Mad, you've forced me to cheapen us all.


You need to see the positive side, I'm helping fight inflation by lower our prices.

[Tantelus]

Eh I think the low demand is what's causing THAT price drop.