My succubus is hotter than your blowup doll. [Archive]

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Ryloh

07-12-2005, 04:12 AM

Umm not much of a forum person myself, but I was told to register and thought I would say hi. I'm Ryloh and no longer the n00best of the guild as of yesterday, 3 cheers for a new low (wo)man on the totem pole, imo. I've been playing MMO's for nearly 3 years now, even though I used to be the girlfriend with a picket sign threatening to go on strike if my man didn't get off of effing EQ. Then I became an addict. *shrug* There's my introduction. I'm sure I'll be seeing you around... I'll be the one batting her eyelashes in desparate need of some large expendature of your time on some menial, stupid and egregiously difficult but all the more necessary task that Blizzard was sadistic enough to assign me :lol: I think I've said too much.

In conclusion, Wrathful Gnome Warlock ftw.

cervantesdragon

07-12-2005, 04:19 AM

yea more gnomes

Antigravity

07-12-2005, 09:18 AM

yes, we need to get you to 60 asap for your warlock ness

Bulwyf

07-12-2005, 10:06 AM

NOTHING is hotter than Miranda!!!

...I mean, I don't have a blow up doll... what are you talking about... :shock:

Destrar

07-12-2005, 10:28 AM

You wanna know the scariest part of Bul's blowup doll? He has his green gnome face duct taped to the head.

Bulwyf

07-12-2005, 10:48 AM

there's nothing sexier than my gnomish good looks...

Alakath

07-12-2005, 01:23 PM

Ryloh is a n00b, clearly. But she is somewhat intriguing.

Me and Aenon have known Ryloh irl for 6 or so years now (Jeez, time flies), and she manages to keep from being too annoying, most of the time. She is rather easily excitable, and I suggest exploiting that to your advantage. Mention a new wand or something and she'll start jumping up and down and cheering.

Seriously. The first time she played WoW she was at my house and she literally started jumping up and down on a bed she found in Dun Modr. Ridiculous.

Anyway, Ryloh comes from Anarchy Online, where she's a freaking beast, with like 8 characters over level 200 or somesuch. She seems to have had a subconscious penchant for MMO players, as I believe that pretty everyone she has dated since the time EQ came out has been a MMOer. She eventually tried it out and got hooked, and now her whole family plays MMOs.

She's already in the guild as a guest, if you haven't seen her on. I'd say that you should say hello, but she'd probably enjoy that, so I'd reccommend you ignore her instead.

Oh, and if anyone wants to PL her (is that even possible in this game?) for the gnomy-warlock-goodness in mc, then let me know and I'll bring Elyxyr and soak up the xp as well.

BTW- Aenon, where the hell are you? I haven't heard from you in a week or so.

Madhatir

07-12-2005, 02:29 PM

I have a new wand.

Ryloh

07-12-2005, 11:18 PM

I have a new wand.*jumps on a bed, gnominess a flying* woohoo oh yeah, uh huh woot woot! Please pardon that termporary lapse of sanity. I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. Today's episode: Cheddar, Bitch. III, when Bratwurst attack.

Gnomy Wrath.

kthxbye

Destrar

07-13-2005, 10:58 AM

Be afraid....

Be...very...afraid.

Aenon

07-18-2005, 12:46 AM

BTW- Aenon, where the hell are you? I haven't heard from you in a week or so.

omfg I just got back from vacation!!!!!!11!1

PageStory

07-21-2005, 02:11 AM